I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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