How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it