yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.