i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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