Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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