Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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