ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
