69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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