I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.