: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
operation have a gay friend backfired
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."