Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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