it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.