I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid