So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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