i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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