so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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