sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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