Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.