Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.