Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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