I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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