He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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