OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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