just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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