Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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