Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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