Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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