I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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