Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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