good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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