she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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