yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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