So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I enjoy the company of your penis
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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