Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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