can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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