Sponge bath it is.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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