are you still at the devil's house?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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