I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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