People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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