question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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