whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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