The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize