The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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