Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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