Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

I got her a Nickelback box set.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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(949): View more from California

Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way

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(620): View more from Kansas

I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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(239): View more from Florida

All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth

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(407): View more from Florida

Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask

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(847): View more from Illinois

I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.

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