She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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