did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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