this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I want a musical about memes.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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