Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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