Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he shaved USA in his pubs
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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