i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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