Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Pooping to opera.
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