PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I want a musical about memes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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