She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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