I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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