Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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