Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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