No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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