i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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