what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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